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By Weldon Berger, on July 16th, 2011
A few days ago I wrote about a Wall Street Journal op-ed piece by former Microsoft COO Bob Herbold, who had recently returned from a visit to China. Herbold was enthused by the strides that country is making toward building a modern infrastructure and investing in technology development and scientific research. The lesson he took away from China’s progress is that the US needs to deal with “the burden of entitlements”—no surprise, coming from the Journal’s editorial pages—and elect a unified government capable of emulating China’s five-year plans. He expressed admiration for China’s own government, saying that “[t]he autocratic Chinese leadership gets things done fast (currently the autocrats seem to be highly effective).”
Herbold is far from the only person who dreams of a unity government and has access to opinion pages. New York Times doofus Tom Friedman reliably calls for a gridlock-shattering third party representing the massive Tom Friedman segment of the electorate, although he stops short of recommending dictatorial powers for Michael Bloomberg or whichever “centrist” plutocrat/daddy figure he thinks can crack the whip over a fractious Congress and impose the grownup agenda favored by wealthy columnists across the land. (Particularly entertaining was his insistence that Bloomberg couldn’t be influenced by money because he already has most of it.)
Continue reading Moving closer to one-party right-wing rule
By Weldon Berger, on June 21st, 2011
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says “Why the long face, pal?” 50 miles away in a converted warehouse leased by the [insert 3-letter agency here], an analyst bursts into laughter, turns to the guy in the next chair and says “You’re not going to believe what I just saw.”
Continue reading What’s bugging you, pal?
By Weldon Berger, on June 12th, 2011
Reader(s) whose memory extends back into the mists of prehistory, around 2003 or so, may recall how the US and other heavily-armed oil-consuming nations got Moammar Ghadaffi, or some variant thereof, to get out of the unconventional weapons business in exchange for working toward what passes for normal relations between them and him. One . . . → Read More: Too evil to breathe and yet they still do
By Weldon Berger, on May 3rd, 2011
The majority reaction to bin Laden’s demise from people on the for want of a better word progressive email list of which I’m a member included some or all of the following.
Obama’s reelection is now assured. Democrats can finally put paid to the “soft on defense” canard. Mission Accomplished! Fuck you, Donald Trump! . . . → Read More: News from the lunatic center: All the wars are still under warranty
By Weldon Berger, on April 20th, 2011
I wish only to point out that among the nearly 200 movers and shakers on the “progressive” email list in which I occasionally participate, not a single one thinks beating swords into ploughshares is a goal worth investing in.
Mostly that’s because nobody thinks taking down the business end of the empire is . . . → Read More: The myth of elephants; “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
By Weldon Berger, on March 27th, 2011
For the third straight war in a row, the United States has avoided killing a single civilian during massive US bombing raids and missile strikes.
Oh, wait: US authorities appear to be hedging a bit. “The truth of the matter is we have trouble coming up with proof of any civilian casualties that . . . → Read More: Immaculate destruction: Barack Obama’s miracle bombs
By Weldon Berger, on November 8th, 2010
As most people know by now, President Obama is spending $1 trillion on an overseas foreign policy/standup comedy tour timed to distract voters from pressing domestic concerns just days before the midterm elections that will help shape the outcome of his Marxist agenda during the remaining decades of his presidency. The imperial extravagances flaunted . . . → Read More: Obama’s budget-breaking excursion pays off, plus: your wacky DEA!
By Weldon Berger, on November 4th, 2010
The United States is slightly less corrupt than France, exactly so as Belgium and more so than Barbados, Qatar and 19 other countries. This according to Transparency International, a shadowy group which is sort of like the Illuminati of transparency—I was going to say the Trilateral Commission but that organization now have a web . . . → Read More: America! We’re Number … Twenty-something. But we beat France!
By Weldon Berger, on October 21st, 2010
The shadowy, demonic organization known as WikiLeaks, until the past few days most famous for releasing tens of thousands of Pentagon documents reaffirming the degree to which the US adventure in Afghanistan was, is and will continue to be well and truly fucked, is now in the news for not releasing an even larger . . . → Read More: Anti-WikiLeaks clown car gets crowded, plus the World Bank and more
By Weldon Berger, on October 2nd, 2010
The degree to which US government officials can speak without apparent embarrassment about the failures of other countries in arenas where their own country has not been quite the beacon of enlightened conduct that one would wish is awesome. Awesome, I say!
Take Hillary Clinton. Please. Madame Secretary has recently delivered distinctly peeved screeds . . . → Read More: Madame Secretary holds forth, trailing irony like sweet perfume
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Word of the Decade Ignoranus: An ignorant asshole.
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