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So Tu, Bluto?

I didn’t get around to reading the State of the Union speech until this morning because the idiot White House didn’t post a transcript on their web site before I went to bed last night, and be damned if I’m going to subject myself to the audiovisual torment of a major political speech ever again. So I apologize to both of you for not responding immediately, as I hear that some malevolent homunculus from my former home state, Indiana, did.

The speech can be divided into two parts: the part that recognized and cashed in on all the pressure toward economic justice that Occupy created* during the past four months, and the part that didn’t.

The first part you can just write off to the campaign. Come January 20 of next year—which is a Sunday, so the actual public inauguration might be held on Monday the 21st, but that’s Martin Luther King Day, so maybe it’ll be the 22nd—the Fierce Urgency of Those People will either be misplaced by President Obama or murdered, chopped into bite-sized nuggets and eaten by President Romnich and guests at the inaugural dinner.

The defining issue of our time is how to keep [the basic American promise that if you worked hard, you could do well enough to raise a family, own a home, send your kids to college, and put a little away for retirement] alive. No challenge is more urgent. No debate is more important. We can either settle for a country where a shrinking number of people do really well while a growing number of Americans barely get by, or we can restore an economy where everyone gets a fair shot, and everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules. (Applause.) What’s at stake aren’t Democratic values or Republican values, but American values. And we have to reclaim them.

Let’s remember how we got here. Long before the recession, jobs and manufacturing began leaving our shores. Technology made businesses more efficient, but also made some jobs obsolete. Folks at the top saw their incomes rise like never before, but most hardworking Americans struggled with costs that were growing, paychecks that weren’t, and personal debt that kept piling up.

And then there’s a bunch of other economic populist stuff, and the thing about how he’s created a commission to investigate and prosecute financial piracy, and it will work hand-in-hand with the Justice Department task force that has been charged with shielding financial pirates from investigation and prosecution and sending them off with a slap on the wrist and a cup of sweet tea, and some other things, and if for a moment the president thought any of this stuff would put a crimp in his campaign’s capacity to raise pirated funds from the pirate industry, he wouldn’t say it or do it. High-level campaign operatives were dispatched to strategic locations in Manhattan and various Caribbean isles with DVDs of a more realistic speech, along with gift bags containing bottles of 50-year-old single malt whiskey and bags of dried, salted peasant ears.

So you can write all that shit off. Then there was the Pinky and The Brain stuff about taking over the world. He praised the troops that were sent off to fight the war that he called wrong and stupid at the time but now says “made the United States safer and more respected around the world.” I guess that was inevitable;  it would be challenging to stand up and tell all those soldiers and such that their lives, vaporized limbs and brutalized minds had contributed mightily to the deeply screwed condition in which we find ourselves today, and incidentally killed, displaced, maimed or permanently traumatized almost everyone who lives in Iraq.

And Iran. We can’t forget Iran. The president stopped short of the full John Bolton on Iran, but did his best to convey the impression that contrary to the opinions of intelligence agencies in the US and, incredibly, Israel, and that of the International Atomic Energy Agency, Iran has a nuclear weapons program and the US will smite the Iranians hip and thigh (old-timey for “nuke the shit out of ‘em”) before we’ll let them get away with building the nuclear weapons that they’re not trying to build.

All props to John Bolton, by the way. Among all the people who imply or insist that Iran is building nuclear weapons and can’t be allowed to succeed, he’s one of the few who advocate what the delusion (or lie) truly demands, which is an all-out attack on Iran to end their ambitions forever. Sanctions? Pfffffft.

And finally, for the best formulation to date, and likely forever, addressing any aspect of the speech, I turn to IOZ:

I seem to recall some generic bellicosity toward Iran and I definitely remember hearing that hoary Albrightism, “the indispensable nation.” I have always enjoyed that phrase. It suggests a single, sad bag of Cheetohs resting lazily between the coil and the glass, refusing to fall into the hopper, and a single, sad, very fat man banging a futile palm against the other side of the vending machine.

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*A while back, in response to somebody denying the role of Occupy in the president’s sudden awakening to issues of  economic justice, I took a little stroll through the Google News archives to check on the frequency in institutional press sources of the phrase “income inequality” during the period between September 18, when the Occupy protests began, and December 7, when Obama made his Teddy Roosevelt-lite speech. I compared it year to year to the same period in the previous four years. Here’s what I found.

2007: 116 instances.

2008: 112 instances.

2009: 54 instances.

2010: 106 instances.

2011: 3,270 instances.

You’ll notice there’s a roughly 3,000% jump in the 2011 period from the previous high. Hey, I wonder what could account for that?

Just for good measure, here’s the result from the three-month period immediately preceding the beginning of the Occupy protests, from June 18 of 2011 to September 18 of 2011: 44 instances.

So I don’t want to hear no shit about the lack of clarity or effectiveness of the Occupy message and protests. If the president is Newton and economic justice is gravity, then Occupy is the dude who walked up behind Newton and slugged him with a branch and shouted “Gravity!” just as the apple fell upon his head.

19 comments to So Tu, Bluto?

  • TRex

    You should have included your thoughts on the Mitch Daniels rebuttal, for balance.

    I did stay up to watch, with the assistance of some bottom shelf beverages which is the only way I can deal with the cheap type of entertainment offered up by the political process of today and found it (the speech) to be a whiff of cool, sweet air after months of stale and repugnantly racist winds emanating from the GOP debates.

    As theatre goes the State of the Union address was a pleasant distraction. But it is all theatre after all.

    Balance in all things good sir, spread the venom.

  • JackD

    You would rather he was unaffected by the occupy phenomenon or, perhaps, that he paid no attention to the objections to the proposed settlement with the banks?

  • TRex

    Not at all! But OWS will has already lost momentum. Will it morph into something else? Hopefully.

    Is Obama any different than Mittens or Newt? Of course he is! Is he any different than Jeb Bush or any other GOP chosen one possible or impossible? Yes.

    But they all live in the same medium, swim in the same waters.

    I’m just trying to point out that Weldon is consistently hard on Obama and that is OK but he hardly mentions the alternatives and how really evil they are.

    • Hey, Mr. Rex, good to see you again. Jack is solidly of a mind with you as concerns my attitude toward Obama, so I’m pretty sure his comment was addressed to me. Regarding Mitch, I thought “malevolent homunculus” was about as much time as I wanted to devote to him. I’ve actually met him, when I still lived in Indiana and was involved with unions and politics back in the early-mid 1980s. He was tiny and wore a cowboy hat. I didn’t read his response.

      Jack, I think it’s bizarre that the president didn’t address the Occupy concerns before the protests, I don’t think he cares deeply about economic justice, I think his current approach is all but entirely rhetorical and won’t be reflected in practice, and I think whoever brought Schneiderman in on the mortgage fraud deal did so to subvert him or at least mire him down rather than to adopt his more stern approach to the mortgage fraudsters. Hanging Lanny Breuer around his neck is not a promising sign.

  • TRex

    @Weldon Berger my bad. Hate it when that happens.
    @JackD sorry to interrupt.

    • Rex, not at all. It’s hard to tell which way somebody’s looking in this medium. Jack and I have been talking about perspectives on Obama since sometime in 2008 so it’s easier for me.

  • Joe

    The economic stuff puts forth the rhetoric that some more progressive (or whatever word one wants to use) person or persons can put in actual practice in a better fashion than he. Hopefully some of these people will be in Congress (nod to the gentlelady from Florida, Democratic attack dog, good friend to Ms. Giffords). Meanwhile, the other party says bringing this up is a bad thing and that firing people is fun etc.

    He led with a thanks to the troops, since it is in bad form to rub their noses in the shit, but he notes “ending the Iraq War” is what put us on a path to strength. That is, it was screwed up like I said, and thank goodness it’s over. As to Iran, he leads with “the power of our diplomacy.” Soft power weenie.

    But, really, we know it’s a campaign speech. Didn’t listen to it myself. Rep. Giffords’ send-off was more my speed. Sentimental type, I guess.

  • JackD

    Weldon, what I meant to suggest was that you should be at least mildly satisfied that Obama felt required to echo the Occupy theme. I think he’s acknowledging its resonance in the country. Similarly, with respect to Schneiderman, while it’s possible that there is an effort to coopt him, it is also an acknowledgement of the resistance of several important attorneys general to the proposed settlement. Until demonstrated otherwise, I think it is unfair to Schneiderman to assume he’s gone over to the dark side. His actions, to date, warrant respect. It is also perhaps useful to point out that the feds cannot, by themselves, grant the financial houses immunity from state prosecutions. This gives Schneiderman and the other attorneys general a lot of leverage. The appointment demonstrates that fact. I think we should await developments.

    • Hi, Jack. I got the gist of what you were saying. I think Schneiderman has the best of intentions and has been a model in his approach to misdeeds in his state; I only suspect that the administration brought him in because they want to bury one of the more troublesome state AGs. Kamala Harris here in California is strongly resisting the Justice Department’s proposed settlement as well, along with a handful of others. They’re all under pressure from both other state AGs and the feds to go along. So I’m skeptical. No, not Skeptical.

      I am in fact happy that giving a nod to Occupy has turned out to be a campaign imperative for Obama, but I don’t see that recognizing the political value of the issue reflects anything other than that he wants to get reelected, or that it should translate into an expectation that he’ll actually do something about the issues. I don’t trust him. I think he’s mostly on the “let them eat orts” side of the divide, although I give him props for wanting the flow of orts to be guaranteed and not just left to the whim of the folks at the table.

  • JackD

    Oddly, I sometimes miss Skep. His crankiness was often the bookend to yours.

  • JackD

    Hey, c’mon, we’re all friends here and these are the jokes, people; these are the jokes.

  • JackD

    Sorry about that. I hate when my wife makes me explain jokes too. They look like squirrels.

  • jackd

    Maybe that explains why she doesn’t get them; they look like squirrels as do your photos, by the way.