Comments on: Attacks Christians, defiles White women, stabs White men in the guts

By: Weldon Berger

Weldon Berger — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:43:07 +0000

The handy thing is that you can order online from a Los Angeles liquor store and have it delivered to me, so as to avoid all those perfectly understandable hazards. We’re here to simplify your life. No, no, don’t thank me, it was nothing.

By all means, post away. I hope to be here for a while. So far it seems feasible.

Here’s a fun thing: it purports to analyze your prose and identify the prominent writer whose prose is most like yours. The first post I put in, it said I write like Kurt Vonnegut. O sure. The second one, it said I like like Stephen King. Huh. I’m going to try again later, shoot for William Burroughs.

By: Keifus

Keifus — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:11:34 +0000

Yeah, you see, I had a totally full bottle, but then I got thirsty while I was packing it up, and, uh, then I needed a drink while I looked for stamps, and then I forgot the foam peanuts, and next thing you know…

If you’re back in bidness for awhile, let me know if you want me to reduce the classiness of the place with more book reviews. They don’t come real fast, but it’s easy enough to cross a post.

By: Weldon Berger

Weldon Berger — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:40:07 +0000

Hey, Keifus. Where’s my Scotch?

Yeah, I thought that rant was pretty iconic and worth preserving. I wish I knew who the guy was so I could send him a constant stream of interracial knife-in-the-guts photos. Eventually he would have to bleed out.

I hope the story is true. The more people having mutually agreeable sex, the better off the planet will be.

By: Keifus

Keifus — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:19:27 +0000

There’s got to be a joke here somewhere. I mean, that racist whackadoodle screed is something special (maybe why you bookmarked it?), the couple looks humorously photoshopped (he appears to be about 3/4 the size she is), and the whole thing reeks of bogus movement story based on two data points. But mostly, I think it’s kind of nice that people are concerned enough to remember the abstinence set once they become married adults, advising them belatedly, having forbade that sort of thing when liberal experimentation was natural for a lot of people.