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As of Monday, BTC News headquarters will be whatever streetcorner is nearest an unsecured wireless internet connection. Our current palatial quarters are being reallocated, and we haven’t the funds to secure new ones. If you’ve ever considered donating a dollar or two to the cause, this would be a sterling time to act on the impulse. As always, your support is greatly appreciated and never more needed.